Credits: Arrigo, who got the idea from Googlism. Yes Mackie, what goes round, comes round. All comments in parentheses are mine, the rest are true searches on Google.

rio is good value (yup. 4 for $0.99. coupon found in most magazines)
rio is staying (I'm not goin anywhere... right?)
rio is a gamble
rio is for lovers (*whistles* ayup)
rio is a portable mp3 music player
rio is worth more than the club (I'm worth a lot, pal)
rio is 'captain fantastic' (huh?)
rio is not enough (nevaah)
rio is contagious (re: previous entry)
rio is accepting applications for the position of downtown manager
rio is an integral part of brazil
rio is upbeat
rio is raring to go (just where is another matter)
rio is still more vision than function (is that supposed to be a compliment?)
rio is one of las vegas' hottest entertainment destinations
rio is 2 miles on the right (of where...?)
rio is out on dvd (starring: Rio!)
rio is located on new york's lower east side at 156 rivington street
rio is located in the heart of san antonio
rio is an important manufacturing and service center
rio is town of two worlds
rio is a city of sun
rio is not happy (lol)
rio is the best deal for the money
rio is an independent
rio is made to go on the run (how appropriate)
rio is the cheapest car you can buy in america (riiiiggght)
rio is a way to increase attendance at your next event
rio is the final victory of fantasy over fact
rio is classically marked with 4 perfect white stockings and a tidy blaze (thats the best one! just don't ask me how they got 4 stockings)
rio is sold (whoa. price marked below)
rio is here (really?)
rio is walking by the beaches (you wish)
rio is cocke county's pride and joy
rio is jammed into what is probably the world's most beautiful setting
rio is more reliable than the lowly sportage (hmm.. )
rio is the fact that it never skips (I run!)
rio is one of the most fun
rio is a beautiful sight (holds stomach and laughs)
rio is up to $10 (here's the price)
rio is the 1998 westminster kennel club show winner (I'm a dog too?)
rio is cheap (did someone I know put this one up?)
rio is bounded on the east by the guanabara bay
rio is one of the world's largest tropical cities
rio is a single unified electronic patient record
rio is one of the prettiest places in the world
rio is available in sedan and hatch for the same price (is it)
rio is about the size of a pager (am I that small? *looks worried*)
rio is approximately 1 (uh huh how can I be "approximately")
rio is launching a new and official website
rio is an awful car (is it)
rio is upgraded (from...?)
rio is mottled powder grey on belly and paws (eww)
rio is in production (how many more?)
rio is perpetually swathed
rio is priced to be accessible to all companies (another auction of me)
rio is that the price to performance ratio is outstanding (...)
rio is available only in 5-door configuration (and I thought there were 4-door women eh?)
rio is licensed for 93 beds (add another 7)
rio is fabulous any time of the year (ayup)
rio is a cosmopolitan city that reflects the cultural shapes of lebanese (*scratches head*)
rio is a factory installed safety device that should not be tampered with (most peculiar)

Written on Monday, May 3 at 9:28 PM